A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

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