Wow; Lindsay Lohan can't even catch a break from Mother Nature these days. The oft-troubled Just My Luck star has fallen prey to yet another misfortune, this time from the smoke and ash-belching volcano in Iceland.

LiLo is in serious danger of having an arrest warrant issued in her name unless she completes at least three court-mandated alcohol-education classes by Thursday. Unfortunately, Lohan decided to sashay off to the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend to promote the upcoming indie flick Inferno (she'll be playing deceased porn star Linda Lovelace—if the movie goes through) and—wouldn't you know it?—now it's already Tuesday, and apparently she's stranded in France, because of that pesky volcanic eruption in Iceland.

Of course, Lohan could have avoided the whole dilemma in the first place, had she decided not to run off to France when she has serious legal obligations to fulfill. And never mind that other stars have managed to arrive back home from the festival already. Or that...well, let's just face it, Lindsay's probably just making excuses already for why she once again won't be complying with court orders.

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Da Judge ain't messing around...arrest warrant issued...

NY Daily News

It's a new Li-Low for Lindsay Lohan.

A California judge issued an arrest warrant for the troubled starlet after she missed a mandatory Thursday morning court hearing.

Despite her lawyer's assertion that the hard-partying actress was stuck in France due to a stolen passport, the warrant was issued by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel.

"She should have made sure she either didn't go to Cannes or made sure to be back two days earlier," said an unforgiving Revel.

TMZ.com reported that Lohan - due back in the U.S. on Friday - will be detained at U.S. Customs and turned over to local law enforcement once she touches down in Los Angeles.

"Anybody who enters the country and has an active warrant in the law enforcement database will be detained," a source told TMZ.

Lohan, 23, was due in the Beverly Hills courtroom for a "progress report" on her probation from a pair of 2007 arrests on drug and alcohol charges.