When Zorro Comes Marching Home

Question:
When zorro's suspension is over, how will he come marching home?

Choices:
Zorro will come marching home as zorro.
Zorro will come marching home with a new alias.
Zorro is gone forever. He won't come marching home at all.
Other/Undecided/No Opinion

 

We should start a new poll to guess what his new name will be. Here's a name he should consider: "Play Jurist."


Holy Bhagworm

I don't believe #3 is possible, so I vote "new alias" AND posts with integrity. With every post, Johnston McCulley winces from his grave. I'm surprised that "Zorro" would want to be associated with such a democratic Robin Hood character like Don Diego de la Vega, or a writer like McCulley. Go figure.

Perhaps he's just practicing his love for Fox News, because "Zorro" does means "fox." That's about the extent of any connection I can make 'tween the alias and the poster's actions, though.

It's sad, but once again everyone is laughing at zorro. I kind of feel bad for the guy.


Holy Bhagworm

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Originally posted by Holy Bhagworm:
It's sad, but once again everyone is laughing at zorro. I kind of feel bad for the guy.


Holy Bhagworm

I always feel badly for someone everyone is laughing at but perhaps he has brought this on himself and perhaps he'd be more tolerable if he'd do his own thinking instead of relying on the party line to such an extent that he has to copy thoughts from it verbatim.

At every opportunity for attack, he tells everyone that I said the UN soldiers in the Congo raped young African women because "boys will be boys." I never said anything close to that and it was years ago. It's not honest and it gets tiresome.

If you've been able to draw him out, the "real" Zorro that is, I salute you because I don't really think he's a moran.

Peachy

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Originally posted by Avenging Peach:

At every opportunity for attack, he tells everyone that I said the UN soldiers in the Congo raped young African women because "boys will be boys." I never said anything close to that and it was years ago. It's not honest and it gets tiresome.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, given the fact that nobody believes much of anything he says.

Here's the difference: when zorro says something outrageous, we copy and archive it. He just makes stuff up or conveniently misremembers it.

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Originally posted by Holy Bhagworm:
It's sad, but once again everyone is laughing at zorro. I kind of feel bad for the guy.


Holy Bhagworm

He has a serious character flaw. This has to extend to his real life, I'm certain. How can anyone close to him have any trust in him?