Greetings, ladies! Have you considered my offer?

No takers? Very well. Please be sure to contact me regarding the fugitive as soon as you hear anything. Have a good day.

Well Tux -

We may have to consider some sort of temporary, informal working relationship here...

In the meantime, the anteater is all yours.... take him away, Tux!

Laptop -

I would much prefer slicing my own throat over spending so much as a moment with you, thank you very much...

Meanwhile, we are waiting for our ant to be returned to us... (she said with arms across chest and tapping foot impatiently...)

Aw right Lappy. I'm no lady, but since I have Ms. Lori's permission, I will be glad to meet with you at the place of your choosing. Just make sure the Wesson Oil is warm and the beer is cold. I'll bring the handcuffs.

Wesson Oil?

Sure. Otherwise we'd stick to the black rubber sheets.

Tux -

Never in a million years did I ever think I would hear myself say how helpful it is that you are such a slut...

I meant that in a positive way, you know... :

Laptop,
You don't know what you are in for, and quite frankly, neither do I!

Do we really want "details at 11, pictures at 12"? I think NOT...

Good to meet you, Ms Tux. Very well, then. Off we go. Later, everyone!

If he wasn't such a low-life piece of work, I'd almost feel sorry for him...

Never feel sorry for anyone that Tux takes with rubber sheets, wesson oil and etc. Other than he will be buying her herring from now on.
Pity him if he is late with that fishy payment.

She's gonna bleed him dry in herring!

Nope, I don't want any details, definately not!

Tengo -

I'm right there with you on this one... ~~Don't ask, don't tell...~~

I will tell all, soon as I find out.

Ya know, Tux is a lot like the IRS... she's got what it takes to take what you've got.

YIKES!!

I heard from Tux. She slipped a slimy fishy smelling note under my door......asking for Pizza with anchovies.

Instead of extra cheese, it's extra anchovies, eh?

i knew it! i knew it! i knew that awful anteater would show up some day! he grabbed me from behind and tried to eat me when i was at the back door!
he's very ugly and very mean! but the good news is that he is also very slow! why is he wearing those clothes and carrying that pouch with him? he tried to beat me with it, but i'm too fast for him!
i have been watching him for days, and he keeps coming back here! where did he go? he's been gone a lot longer this time than before. please help me! hide me! the queens need to hide, too! help! i knew it! i knew it!

Take it easy Andy, we'll take care of you...

Pheebs sic'ed Tux the Penguin on him, so Gawd knows if he'll ever be back after she gets through with him.

In the meantime, welcome back! We missed you! If that anteater shows his ugly mug around here again, we'll tie his snout into knots.

Hey... even BullDoug missed you!

bulldoug? oh yes, i remember him now. what kind of ant is he? aren't we going to hide?

Nope, we're not gonna hide... it's not my style. This is MY chicken and waffles establishment, and it'll be a cold day in H-E-double hockey sticks if some anteater thinks he's gonna come in here and tell me how it's gonna be... he hasn't got a clue as to who he's foolin' with!

Wish you had told us about this nutcase earlier Andy.... we could have done a better job of protecting you! Just sit tight... you're safe now...