Pheebs, you might want to put a comma , after "minor"...

OMG
Thanks Cassie. I fixed it up real good. <G>

Aha!! andy went to Key west ey?? hmmm?

Sister Anastasia is a psychiatrist. She will be providing some intense psychotherapy and provide some medications for Tux. She has worked with those who have sexual addiction issues. I will forward her the records that we have. Sister Celeste is a pharmacist and will fill the perscription for Anastasia.

There will be no need for an exorcist.

A shotgun would be faster!

Please, no violence!

OK, but it still would be faster!

Yeah, it would be faster, but messier... I mean, somebody would have to clean that up.... ugh!

I want to see her in the cloistered convent.
She will really suffer in there.

Especially when she takes the vow of silence!

Is there really a place like this? Do they really take in people who will take a vow of silence?

sorry to ruin the fun but I am interested.

Most convents are "open." But, there are some orders (Poor Clares, Redemptoristines, some Bendictines, a Dominican sisters monastery to name) a few are cloistered and demand a vow of silence.

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Originally posted by Michael G.:
Most convents are "open." But, there are some orders (Poor Clares, Redemptoristines, some Bendictines, a Dominican sisters monastery to name) a few are cloistered and demand a vow of silence.

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I know the Poor Sisters of St Clair. They are cloistered but don't have a vow of silence. They are only allowed out for Dr & Dental Appts. and they are allowed one trip home per year and they may have a visitor for an hour 2 to 4 times per year. I got to know one when Ducky was still a hostage in Kuwiat. I sought their prayers to help get him out.
I was allowed to visit one and we became friends. As much as you can be friends with the restrictions.
I visited her before Ducky got out, then we both did after he got out. A tiny vivacious very lively talkative little nun with a big smile and great sense of humor.
Thier job at that convent is to make the host for several Churchs in the area.
It is near our home in Philly.

do ya have to be catholic?

Did you fancy joining?


If you aren't Catholic, they will convert ya. <G>

Yes I am. Past transgressions are forgiven, yes? Then most definently. I have thought about it for quite some time now.

OH, I forgot the Pink Sisters!!!

They are cloistered and they are not allowed to speak to the public (except the externs).

Most of the sisters will take anyone who is Catholic. Transgressions forgiven and forgotten.

Or Cassie,
You could become a missionary. Go help the poor. Can you imagine life with out a computer?

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Or Cassie,
You could become a missionary. Go help the poor. Can you imagine life with out a computer?

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She won't do it now. <G>

I would do it but I thought to be a missionary, you have to have money, which I dont have.

Truly, the puter is for boredom purposes, something to do while at home.

I be thinking iffin I was praying for the most part and or helping elsewhere, puter would be unnecessary.

I dunno. The household is very disgruntled right now. When mama aint happy, aint nobody happy.

You don't have to go very far to give of yourself to someone who needs it and will appreciate it!

You can swing a hammer for Habitat for Humanity, which is a great way to get rid of agression and frustration, have you ever taken a sledgehammer to a bathtub? Makes a great BIG mess!

You can volunteer to tutor or help someone to learn to read.

You can visit the elderly in a nursing home. There is a very lonely place!

You can find lots of things that are not expensive and blesses many people.

Missionaries who go overseas generally raise support. They have donors. They have to raise that support before they can leave.

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I dunno. The household is very disgruntled right now. When mama aint happy, aint nobody happy.

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Somebody needs to "take a spa". Is that hot tub clean yet?

You get the penguin out of the hot tub then lock him in the freezer. Now am I to understand you don't know where the penguin is at and could be hiding around the restaurant pooping all over? And that giant ant is in the freezer now?

Why do I come to this place?

Now we are doing bar room psychoanalysis and soliciting for convents?

This can drive a man to drink.

The Poor Sisters of St Clair have a Puter.
They put out a nice newletter several times a year. They have everything they want and need Sister Mary Frances told me. We all give them all they need. She told me they had stacks of nightgowns and the like in the closets. I ask her what they needed for Christmas one year. She said washing soap, softner, and wine. It was the cheapest wine. Like Annie Green Springs or something really sweet. Cracked me up when I was shopping for it and found out what it was.
They even have a TV, VCR and videos!
So you don't even have to pack to go.

Where is this place and how does one write them, do ya know Pheebs?

I suppose it would be inapropriat(sp) to lie and deny I have a spouse?

I know, it was a naughty thought but I dont think theyd have a married woman. hmmmm...

Bulldog, you misunderstand the feel of this place. you see, its a place where everyone knows your name. It is a place to confide, pout, shout or to be merry. Food is a plenty and the drink is the same.

As for the pooping penguin, its a she and yes, we have gotten rid of that pesky wench.

andy ant however, is missing, has been for a while now. I have suspicions on where he might be but it would only be a guess.

The hot tub is ready and waiting, clean, hot and comfortable. Please, grab a plate of edibles and find a drink of your pleasure and meander on out to the tub. you'll like it.